Winston Churchill opens his History of English Speaking Peoples with the following line: “In the summer of the Roman year 699, now described as the year 55 before the birth of Christ, the Proconsul of Gaul, Gaius Julius Caesar, turned his gaze upon Britain” (1). But before turning his gaze upon Britain, Julius Caesar was in the midst of a series of wars in Gaul (Gaul was the vaguely defined region of Western Europe comprising present-day France, Belgium, Western Germany, and parts of Switzerland. It was populated by tribes of Celts and Germanic peoples).
At the time, Julius Caesar was ruling Rome as a member of the “triumvirate,” a political partnership that quickly turned into a power struggle between the three consuls: Caesar, Pompey, and Crassus. All three were ruthless Roman military leaders renowned for their conquests. At this time on the home-front, the aristocracy of Rome yearned for a return to those distant halcyon days of the early Roman Republic as described in Livy’s Histories. These elder Romans had grown to loath the newly emerging spirit that had taken hold among the populace –Rome had grown into a vast bureaucratic economy and the plebians demanded action, entertainment, and above all military victory. Caesar knew that he needed to garner the applause of the plebeians if he was to finally secure his political power within the triumvirate (and also to cancel his own personal debts). Thus, much like Crassus who had brought home captivating stories about his conquests in Mesopotamia, Caesar hoped to bring back the same from Gaul. The people would be regaled with fanciful tales from Julius Caesar –ever the self-promoter– in his Commentarii de Bello Gallico (“Commentaries on the Gallic Wars”).
Then a strange detour happened during the Gallic Wars. While in pursuit of the Western Gauls, Caesar’s forces took note of a foreign alliance between the Gauls and a band of Celts living off the coast of Europe on a well-insulated island not far from the Brittany coastline (Western France). Refugees from the Gauls were welcomed onto this island known as Britannia, and so in the summer of 55 BC Caesar sailed with eighty transport ships and two legions to this fabled island, partly in revenge and but also for reconnaissance purposes. The ships sailed at midnight and by morning they spotted the white cliffs of Dover lined with armed men. Caesar deemed it an unsuitable landing spot so they sailed further up the coast to a shallow beachhead where they fought back the natives in the surf, ending with the Romans forcing the Britons to turn in flight. In the end, inclement weather won the day, wrecking several Roman ships and causing dismay among the legionaries. The Romans stayed for barely a fortnight, likely near the coast, until peace was made with the warring Britons. The Romans then reconstructed transport vessels and returned to Gaul. Caesar was glad to return with some captives, though the expedition could not have been less of a success. Back in Rome, the Senate praised Caesar’s expedition “beyond the known world,” but aristocrats like Cicero were dismayed that no riches were found in Britannia.
Never to be outdone, and despite certain criticisms in Rome for his self-aggrandizing expedition in Britannia, Caesar returned again to Brittania the following year in 54 BC with five legions and a well-stocked cavalry along with some six to eight hundred ships. The sheer sight of this armada must have been a menacing sight to behold for the native Britons. However once again beset by storms, Caesar’s ships were in need of repair. Caesar pushed further inland on foot into Britannia, easily dominating tribes and crossing the Thames near Brentford (west of London). However, his forces were plagued by guerrilla warfare led by a chieftain named Cassivellaunus, a warlord located north of the Thames who had subdued many other tribes, including the Trinovantes whose exiled king, Mandubracius, promised support to Caesar. With the backing of the Trinovantes, five other kingdoms fell in line to support Caesar and the location of Cassivellaunus was soon revealed. Caesar’s forces bombarded the tribe until a peace treaty was brokered with Cassivellaunus. He promised hostages, tribute, and support to the reinstated kingship of Mandubracius.
After the peace was secured, Caesar returned to Gaul where instability had once again returned. Upon later returning to Rome, Caesar proclaimed a triumphant conquest and a victory over Britannia, while his captives of Briton marched along behind him through the streets of the city. In reality, the battle was hardly a conquest. It did, however, open the door to new international trade routes and Roman culture began to gradually transform Britannia into something new.
In Rome, the death of Cassius while fighting abroad brought an end to the tenuous balance of power within the Triumvirate. It spawned a bloody Civil War that only ended with Caesar being anointed as Emperor, or Dictator for Life of Rome (he personally refused kingship). This critical moment heralded a death-knell for the old Roman Republic. Shortly thereafter, amidst whispers that Caesar was in open rebellion against the Senate and that he wished to be crowned king of Rome, Julius Caesar was assassinated on the Ides of March (March 15) by a clutch of conspirators. His death marked the birth of the Roman Empire. The next ruler was Augustus, formerly known as Octavius, who similarly grasped his own power following the collapse of a new Triumvirate and the death of Mark Antony.
At any rate, Roman forces would not again occupy the British mainland for nearly 100 years –not until the reign of Roman Emperor Claudius.
For this reading I used Winston Churchill’s essential History of English Speaking Peoples, David Starkey’s Crown and Country, and Julius Caesar’s Commentarii de Bello Gallico (“Commentaries on the Gallic Wars”), and Peter Ackroyd’s Foundation: The History of England From Its Earliest Beginnings To The Tudors.
If those chieftains had stuck together and told Julius to fuck off, Britain might be a different place.